Let me guess, you're worried because you saw the photo of the In-N-Out Burgers that I posted and became suspicious. It's true I am moving down to Los Angeles. 
  I know, I know you're surprised because we were getting along so well. Well, Portland you really mustn't take this move personally. I'm only doing it because I really feel that  this is best way I can take my creative career to the next level.  LA just happens to be the place to get some real deal experience in the entertainment career world.      
  Portland, know that after all of the numerous cities I've lived in, you're the only place where I could ever picture myself owning a home. (a teeny bungalow filled with all sorts of green DIY projects, complete with raised flower beds in the back yard to grow veggies, and walking distance from everything fun, and biking distance from work)
  I'll come back to you Portland. Don't you worry. I love you so much.  Thanks for helping me discover the exact day to day lifestyle I love to live.
           XOXO Always,
                     tph 

This is my video submission to be a part of a new show on HGTV being developed for amateur designers, called Armchair Designer